Saturday, September 26, 2009

kathryn, lauren, and clark run a massive drug cartel


i don't remember all the gory deets of this one...but i remember enough to be satisfied.


i wasn't in this dream at all--it was like watching tv. kathryn, clark, and lauren deduced a brilliant plan to start a large drug trafficking business out of d.c.


to make things less conspicuous, the three drug lords decided to space their respective relocations back east. kathryn, who was the mastermind behind the operation, moved to d.c. to "find a job." six months or so later, lauren left for her "mission" to washington, where she had conveniently been called. to negate all cause for suspicion, clark hung back for almost another year after lauren left, moving to philadelphia--close enough to the action to take part, but far enough away to seem benign.


i don't remember what exactly went on, but lauren decided a great way to move their drugs would be to create a mrs. cavanaugh's-esque front, hiding their various goods inside of bon-bons and cherry cordials, and shipping them to places across the country.


clark expanded to more worldwide clients by cutting holes in the centers of used books and hiding the drugs inside. he then set up an account on half.com as a seller. it was a brilliant operation, the three criminals were raking in millions, and


then i woke up.