i was in the basement of the joseph smith memorial building in salt lake when i started to feel really sick (i thought it was the decor--green marble everywhere--that was causing it). i went into the bathroom, and i guess i passed out, because i woke up in a hospital. two nurses brought in babies (a boy and a girl) and told me i'd just given birth to twins. i insisted this was impossible, because i wasn't even seeing anyone, let alone sleeping with someone. they assured me the kids were mine.
i decided to hire a private detective to find out who had knocked me up. he determined that it was one of my good friends, although we never found out how he did it. i attracted a lot of national attention, and discovery health asked if they could feature my unique story on i didn't know i was pregnant. we were filming the bathroom scene in the j.s. memorial building,
then i woke up.
