Monday, December 7, 2009

cartoons and midgets

i loved this dream (until i got kinky with bart, that is). my friend abbey (pictured below) and i were magically transformed into cartoon land. we lived with the simpsons. it was fantastic until bart tried to get jiggy with me. thankfully i woke up before anything too traumatic happened.

i do not even know where this second dream came from. i was on a date with a guy that i liked and we were in the home section of j.c. penney. i was super confused, because he kept trying to ditch me, but then i caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror and realized that i was a midget. i decided that it was not acceptable for him to behave this way, and i began to chase him all over the store. finally he found the men's room and locked himself in.
then i woke up.