three dreams

the boost mobile commercial nightmare
i only saw this commercial once, but it gave me a nightmare.

i had a world-record winning pet pig (that didn't talk). the two talking pigs from the commercial decided that they wanted to eat him, and they chased us all over creation. i already loathe things with talking animals, so this was super traumatizing.

then i woke up.

general conference weirdness
for some reason, instead of the general authorities speaking at conference, people that i went to elementary school with gave the talks. also, there were a bunch of concession stands in the conference center (even a bar), and vendors walked up and down the aisles selling cotton candy and such. i bought myself a churro, and

then i woke up.

i kiss a gay man
this one was especially disturbing. first i was myself making out with a shirtless gay guy, and then i was a male version of me kissing the same man.

then i woke up.