i think i'm going to be ill

i was at this crappy, worn-down gym with two of my close guy friends. i looked over and all of a sudden, they were macking on each other. after commenting on how loud and disgusting of kissers they were, i mentioned that the one probably shouldn't be doing that, because he is married. he told me that it didn't count, because a) they're both guys, so it wasn't like he was actually cheating on his wife and b) they are just friends.

i don't know what my subconscious is trying to tell me, but i don't think i like it.