a modern day van helsing

in the past couple of weeks i've had some crazy dreams, but i've been too busy to record them. i'm kind of sad, because i'm sure a few of them were quite fascinating--i just can't remember them now.

last night's, i do remember, however. i moved to this cute little town somewhere on the east coast. it was fall and it was beautiful. everyone in the neighborhood was charming and nice. however, somehow we got infiltrated by something weird. one-by-one people started changing into vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc.

it got to the point that i was the only real human left, and the town had a meeting to decide what to do about it. everyone liked me a lot and wanted me to stay in the town, so they ended up ruling that i should choose something to be changed into, that way i'd fit in a little better (and so everyone wouldn't keep accidentally almost killing me).

i decided to become a vampire, but i was really nervous. i chose the nicest, most gentle vampire in the town to bite me, because i knew she would make it easier. and it actually wasn't so bad.

later one day while i was shopping, i turned my back to go into a banana republic and a silver bullet went right past my ear. i turned around to see who'd shot it, and this johnny depp look-alike stood across the street from me with a smoking gun.

to make a long story short, this van helsing wannabe terrorized the town for a while, trying to kill all of us, until we captured him. just like they did for me, a town meeting was held to decide what to do with him.

in the end, it was agreed that he should be handed over to me, and i got to turn him into a vampire.

i think i'm going to be ill

i was at this crappy, worn-down gym with two of my close guy friends. i looked over and all of a sudden, they were macking on each other. after commenting on how loud and disgusting of kissers they were, i mentioned that the one probably shouldn't be doing that, because he is married. he told me that it didn't count, because a) they're both guys, so it wasn't like he was actually cheating on his wife and b) they are just friends.

i don't know what my subconscious is trying to tell me, but i don't think i like it.

killer buffalo

last night i had many dreams. i was in the vampire diaries, i was at a high school reunion, i was at work--just pretty standard boring stuff. but then i dreamed that i was on an african safari with my friend ellen. all of a sudden our driver exclaimed that we were driving past a new species that he'd never seen before. it appeared to be a cross between a water buffalo and a cougar.

upon hearing the tour guide's voice, the cougalo jumped up and ran at our tram. i was on the edge and it approached me. everyone thought it was really cute. it started licking me, but then it started biting me. i began to scream, but no one believed that it was hurting me--they said it was just playing. then i looked into its red eyes and saw a look of pure hatred. i knew something bad was going to happen. it opened it's jaws wide and began to rip out my throat. thankfully, then i woke up.

i told my mom about it, and she said that my sister had also had a killer buffalo dream last night. creepy.

i don't want to talk about it

i had a nightmare so realistic last night, that jarred me so much, i don't even want to record it. i'm sure i won't ever forget it, though.